THE COLLECTED RANTS OF FRANCIS E. DEC

All of Dec's rants were printed (by Dec) onto various flyers, which he mass-mailed to random people, businesses and media all over the world. In the mid-1980s, one of these bundles was sent to radio DJ Doc Britton who recorded audio versions of some of Dec's rants, sparking interest in Francis. You can listen to Doc's recordings below, via some of the individual pages for the rants. The newly recovered rants also contain their own audio files, recorded much more recently by other fans of Francis (me included)! I VERY highly recommend listening to the recordings whilst reading the transcripts, as it will greatly enhance the experience! Dec's rants can also be read in their original format by clicking on the miniatures located at the bottom of each transcript.

I hope the wacky world of Dec will bring you just as much laughter and amazement as it has brought me over the years! I would also very much like to extend my humble thanks to each and every person who has contributed towards making this page the most complete source of Dec available anywhere! Thank you all so very, very much!

A large portion of Dec's rants deal almost exclusively with his mostly-invented accounts of the "history" behind the evil machine-entity he refers to as the "Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God" (see Dectionary) and its gigantic conspiracy. These rants were donated to the Fanclub in 2008 and are available to the public here for the very first time ever.

DESCRIPTION: The amazing origins of the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God, revealed! Learn the TRUE history of the "Worldwide Slovene Empire" from Mr. Dec!

DESCRIPTION: The Computer God's over-all plan is further explained by Mr. Dec! Further revealed: its reasons for creating Frankenstein Controls and its reasons for degenerating the Slovene People!

DESCRIPTION: The real history of WWII, previously covered up by the Computer God, is revealed at last thanks to Mr. Dec! Nazi Jews and human meat factory extermination camps ahoy!!

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DESCRIPTION: Mr. Dec orients us as to the individual components implanted inside our heads by the Communist Gangster Computer God and how they enable the rest of its many nefarious plots against us!

DESCRIPTION: Learn from Mr. Dec how the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God surgically alters your Frankenstein-enslaved body at night to further the Communist "Black Wave" of the future!

DESCRIPTION: Mr. Dec enlightens us as to how the Computer God's ridiculously complicated and confusing metric measurement system destroys all standards and values in order to force us into outer space!

DESCRIPTION: Mr. Dec conveys to us his insane frustration over being gangsterized dietary and forced to consume only deadly poisonous, degenerative PLEBIAN food for his vegetarian diet!

DESCRIPTION: Mr. Dec relates scenes from the ongoing gangsterization he is forced to suffer on a daily basis, both in his everyday life and in his quest to remodel his house, as it is a CIA DEATHTRAP!!

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DESCRIPTION: American History Dex! Learn from Mr. Dec the TRUE history of this worse-Gangster Government and the playboy scum-on-top who govern us through the Communist-atheist Conspiracy!

DESCRIPTION: Chappaquiddick "incident" says you? "Chappaquiddick secreted RAPE SODOMY MURDER" says Mr. Dec! Also contains extra hate-fueled libel against judges and District attorneys!

DESCRIPTION: Mr. Dec writes a letter to the US Supreme Court which may, possibly, rank as one of the funniest things ever created by human hand in the entire history of the Universe.

DESCRIPTION: This rant contains the "greatest hits" from Mr. Dec's long, rambling "MAXIMUM-CONVICTION" Supreme Court appeal brief! Hear Mr. Dec explain how his trial was worse than any Gestapo trial during World War II, as manipulated by the FOPPISH IMP JUDGE!

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DESCRIPTION: This is Francis E. Dec's almost mythical letter to the U.S. Supreme Court, as mentioned by him in his rants. Thoroughly hateful and incoherent, it raises several interesting legal questions.

DESCRIPTION: This is an ancillary document from Francis E. Dec's Supreme Court appeal, the costs of which Dec apparently was too poor to afford. This petition is the result of his forced, jobless poverty.

DESCRIPTION: This is yet another ancillary document from Dec's appeal to the Supreme Court. Seems his initial appeal was turned down and he decided to try it again. It didn't work this time, either.

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DESCRIPTION: This is the Nassau County Court's response to Mr. Dec's Appeal Brief, as posted above. It is quite amusing. Like the above letter, it was procured by Ted Torbich.

DESCRIPTION: This is Mr. Dec's reply to the Nassau County Court's response, as posted above. Defiant in the extreme, it showcases his complete inability to just call it quits and realize defeat. It was kindly obtained by Ted Torbich!