THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC FANCLUB PRESENTS: | |||
"INFRARED
CRUSADER PRIESTS FROM BEYOND COMPREHENSION!!" |
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- A RANT BY
FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. RECORDED BY A WORLD CLASS DECOLOGIST AND FELONIOUS CHUNK, 2008. ILLUSTRATED BY zer0, 2008. |
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zer0 SAYS: This rant appears to be a direct chronological continuation of Mr. Dec's rant regarding the religion of "Astrocism". However, whereas the former details the creation of the Computer God by the Slovene People, this rant delves further into what Mr. Dec imagined took place after the Computer God's subsequent rise to power. This includes both further notes on Dec's concept of the "true history" of the world, as well as the Computer God's creation of a radio-controlled, subservient "slave-race" to do its bidding! |
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This latter event is heavily
dependent both on
eternal
Frankenstein Living Death Slavery, as well
as on Dec's oft-mentioned concept of degeneration.
This
phrase, whose meaning for a long time
was
somewhat unclear, is in
this rant further explained
by Francis. Seems Dec, in spite of having
fought
in WWII, was still stuck on Nazi-like ideas
concerning "racial
supremacy". More specifically,
he
thought
the Computer God was
afraid of the
"superior brains" of the Slovene People, which might
pose a threat
to and overthrow its rule of mankind. Hence the Computer God planned the
"degeneration" of the
Slovene race by crossing their
genetic material with that of captured slaves.
This (in the nutty
world
of Dec's delusions) was
apparently where the Jewish
people came from.1
The
process was also
directly responsible for
the creation of some of Francis' most hated enemies,
namely judges,
doctors
and priests! I have chosen to call this rant "Infrared Crusader Priests from Beyond Comprehension", due to the fact that its contents remind me so much of the plot from some classic science fiction movie from the 1950's. In fact, I experience powerful science-fiction vibes from reading most of Dec's material. It contains all the elements of classic science fiction: an unstoppable, monstrous enemy (created through technology and human hubris!) that is bent on destroying and conquering mankind, zombie slaves and robot servants, resistance being futile and mankind having only one Hope for a Future! If Francis E. Dec hadn't lost his mind the way he did, I imagine he'd have done very well as a dedicated writer of science fiction! As with all other new Dec
rants contained on this Fanclub, this one also features a brand new
audio recording, created in 2008 by two huge fans of Francis! They
wish to remain anonymous, so
in accordance with their wishes I am therefore introducing them as
A World Class Decologist and
Felonious Chunk, respectively. World Class Decologist calls this
rant "Frankenstein Radio Head",
so this is the name I've given to his recording of it. Check it out
right now, Frankenstein Slave! |
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