THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC FANCLUB PRESENTS:
"WORLDWIDE OPEN SECRET!"
  - A RANT BY FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. ORIGINAL AUDIO RECORDING BY BOYD "DOC"
  BRITTON, 1986. DIGITALLY RE-MASTERED BY zer0 IN 2011.
 
 

 

zer0 SAYS:
This rant is yet another all-time favorite of mine. Given Dec's extreme paranoia and propensity for thinking up insane conspiracy theories, you've probably already guessed that it was only a matter of time before he'd mix US history in with all the other mad ideas about our world and its "Gangster Government Leaders" which he already entertained! So, if you're one of the people who think the history taught in public schools has been fraudulently altered, feel free to browse the real US history, as presented by Francis E. Dec, Esq.! This rant contains more insane slandering of past US Presidents than you can shake a stick at, along with their "real" names and favorite spare-time activites as well! I really had no idea that so many drug addict crossdressing sodomist playboy scum-on-top Jews had held office in ages past! Rock on, Francis!

 
 
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"...Not even in The Truth, oy vey
Pravda, is Mr. Francis E Dec
Esquire's EIGHT PAGE
DETAILED LETTER..."

WORLDWIDE OPEN SECRET!! Solely Mr. Dec heralds the TRUE GOD in the ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE! Not even in The Truth, oy vey Pravda, is Mr. Francis E. Dec Esquire's EIGHT PAGE DETAILED LETTER exposing the Worldwide Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God and the worse-deadliest enemy of the entire human race and the entire UNIVERSE in the entire HISTORY of the entire universe; namely the COMMUNIST- ATHEIST CONSPIRAC.Y with ALL of the Deadly Gangster unbelievable sophisticated Frankenstein Controls, the Catholic Church.

   These facts, like the below facts,
can not be found in the Communist
Gangster Computer God concocted-
and-manipulated so-called "history"
and news media!

 

Communist Gangster Computer God unbelievably staged, like Hollywood, scum-on-top "Tsarina" - alias "Great Dictator" Franklin D. Roosevelt - the POLIO PARALYZED legless DRUG ADDICT idiotic suicidal "Tsarina" FAG who had his unbeatable rival Will Rogers EXTERMINATED in an EXPLODING BALL OF FLAME by a PLANTED BOMB here in "safe" USA airfield shortly after take-off at the end of Will Rogers' unprecedented renowned arduous round-the-world goodwill flying trip with Wiley Post in his beautiful, electronically sophisticated luxurious ultra-modern Winnie Mae airplane!

   Not only all stairways had inclines added for "Tsarina" Roosevelt's com-puterized wheelchair but a football field-sized glass house-type building was built in back of the White House for his medicinal, piped-in pure warmed seawater into his gigantic suicide-proof two feet-deep swimming pool where he waded naked with his nurses and had SODOMY AFFAIRS. Ones very near to him have written POPULAR BOOKS about his SODOMY oy vey love affairs! Already in his third term he was a HELPLESS AND USELESS STRETCHER CASE, incapable of even appearing at his fourth term convention!

 

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"...The POLIO PARALYZED
legless DRUG ADDICT
idiotic suicidal 'Tsarina' FAG
who had his unbeatable rival
Will Rogers EXTERMINATED
in an EXPLODING BALL
OF FLAME..."

 

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"...As a big time kid Gangster
Politician (Computer God even
RAISED HIS AGE for "historical"
purposes), Teddy Roosevelt was
PAID OFF with the Vice President
do-absolutely-nothing-
farce-position title!"

 

This One-world Communist, who married his immediate cousin Eleanor Roosevelt, like his runted sickly pock-faced grandfather (propa-gandized as a hunter and a sports-man, TEDDY Roosevelt, here from Oyster Bay Long Island, the ROSENFELT FAMILY - another Computer God Top Secret camoflage for "gifted" Ethiopians!) As a big time kid Gangster Politician (Computer God even RAISED HIS AGE for "historical" purposes), Teddy Roosevelt was PAID OFF with the Vice President do-absolutely-nothing-farce-position title!

Repeatedly, Vice Presidents have successfully WAITED and LURKED to eliminate El Presidenté! Oy vey, below are a few examples:

   So the kiddish gangster Teddy Roosevelt lured midwestern DOLT McKinley into New York for exter-mination, like the lowly guttermouth big L.B. Johnson lured playboy sodo-mist-in-with-the-Mafia Jack Kennedy into his home town Dallas. Wide open people say it was the three brothers Sam, Milton and Lyman JACOBSEN who, with the judges, feloniously swindled the Governor of Texas out of the U.S. Senator election -shortly before Lyman was FIXED as the compromise "choice" for Jack Kennedy's Vice Presidential nominee!

 

Who ever saw a LYNDON married to a tiny runt "Birdie"?! Under Computer God orders, even "Birdie" now has changed her name for "historical" purposes to "Lady Bird", nu? And even her ETHIOPIAN SURNAME is now changed to "Taylor"! It was this scummy bum lowly Gangster Lyman, as Presidenté, who had the gigantic "Tsarina" swimming pool DEEPENED several feet to a regular swimming pool and regularly had naked Sodomy Swimming Parties with women personnel! GANGSTER MONKEY SEE, GANGSTER MONKEY DO!!
   Now even the Pope John in the Vatican has a similar swimming pool, to share with the endless numbers of nuns to help him forget his good old days as a married-man-naked-in-bed with HIGH HOLY COMMUNION SODOMY!!

Did not that world-renowned un-touchable felon gangster Tricky Dick Nixon, (whose daughter Tricia is married to Davy Eisenshanker Junior, nu, Nixon was the sure loser to the fag queer kid Bobby Kennedy until he was lured into very-distant-Tricky's home town Los Angeles), did not Gangster Tricky Dick Nixon do more than feloniously watch Eyesight Television of Bobby Kennedy's extermination?!

 

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"...Now even the Pope John in
the Vatican has a similar
swimming pool, to share with
the endless numbers of nuns to
help him forget his good old
days as a married-man-naked-
in-bed with HIGH HOLY
COMMUNION SODOMY!!"

 

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"...In order to automatically
become president, Stanton
concocted a GRANDIOSE
MURDER SCHEME to murder
not only Lincoln but also the Vice
President and Secretary of State!"

 

Abe Lincoln's (Computer God alias for "ABE LINN COHN") law partner was Stanton. Abe, and the Gangster Courts, feloniously conspired fabricated patent infringements to swindle thousands of dollars from C. McCormick Reaper Machinery Company. As President, Abe made Stanton a Cabinet member. In order to automatically become President, Stanton concocted a GRANDIOSE MURDER SCHEME to murder not only Lincoln but also the Vice President and Secretary of State! Secretly, Vice President Johnson overseered it; Lincoln was murdered and Secretary of State Seward was VERY seriously injured!

Automatic President Harry "Shimmelman" Truman, in terror, gave political concessions to Congress to enact abolishment of the automatic succession to the Presidency by Cabinet members. For cheap conspired felonious party-fix, Gangster Nixon GAVE Presidency to dolt felon "Gerry Ford" (another Computer God alias!) - the wide-open lifelong felon-bribe extortionist, forgerer and CHECK LAUNDERER Gerry Ford!

 

David Eisenscheimer (or "Eisenshanker"); another runted, negroidically-befreckled semi-illiterate cowardly yokel kid. Also: Jimmy Carter who shared the sodomy drug- beds of the military academy with niggers. Under secret Computer God orders upon graduation, CIA changed even his FAMILY GRAVESTONES!

   "Camp David" in Maryland was named AFTER him, FOR him and BY him, including the Division of SS, "Secret Service", troops who even tended his playboy giant golf course! Here Davy Eisenshanker hid in COWARDLY TERROR and watched World War II on Eyesight TV! His "historical" name: "Dwight Eisenhower"!

   As president, for months, he was dying. In a coma. Useless and helpless. Oy vey.


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"...Here Davy Eisenshanker hid in
COWARDLY TERROR and watched World War II on Eyesight TV!"
 

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"...and DRAGGED IN CHAINS
into a windowless telephone
booth-type prison cell and put into Maximum Security Insanity
Prison for UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION..."

 

Sneak, shameless hangman rope Gangster government leaders into Frankenstein living-death eternal slavery: I now GO TO DEATH for YOUR lowest deadly felony-crimes against ME! Franken-stein Earphone Radio Parroting Puppet Gangster Slave: Do not DARE to repeat any part of this truthful message! For like Mr. Francis E. Dec, Esq., YOU TOO are EXPENDABLE and YOU TOO can be BEATEN BLOODILY by the Gangster Police and DRAGGED IN CHAINS into a windowless telephone booth-type prison cell and put into Maximum Security Insanity Prison for UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION and by the lowest gangsterism - namely THE LAW - character-assassinated FOR LIFE as an INSANE, CRIMINAL MENACE to this WORSE GANGSTER COMMUNISM!

Now that your be-sweated, terrified, trembling DELIRIUM has subsided; have your Computer Subdivision play out my letter! And you; re-read my letter FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!!

Francis E. Dec, Esquire,
29 Maple Ave, Hempstead, NY.

 

Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God scum-on-top staged like Hollywood with plastic pale stand-in actors with Communist Gangster Computer God speed recording instantaneous, simultaneous edited-simulated voices; implanted for all TV and news media microphones in any known language! Unbelievable con-artist Gangsterism, solely for the Overall Plan: WORLD- WIDE ETERNAL FRANKENSTEIN LIVING-DEATH SLAVERY!
   Yokel felon King Jimmy Carter; slime from the academies which Mr. Dec intelligently refused unsolicited acceptance to - the most elite academy from here in Niggertown - and even insidious CON ARTIST Gangster Divorcée Pope John - they BOTH speak SPANISH and even PORTUGESE! Solely Mr. Dec exposes False Gods, Sodomy and Gomorrah of you Worldwide Computer God parroting puppet Gangster Slaves!

MAKE COPIES FOR YOURSELF! You hangman rope gangster scum-on-top, laugh your MAD GIGGLE now!!
 




"...You hangman rope
gangster scum-on-top,
laugh your MAD
GIGGLE now!!"
     
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