THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC FANCLUB PRESENTS:
"THE EVIL METRIC SYSTEM
 CONSPIRACY!!
"
  - A RANT BY FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. TRANSCRIBED AND ILLUSTRATED BY
  zer0, 2010. READ AND RECORDED BY THE GREAT GROTTU, 2010.
 
 

 

zer0 SAYS:
That darn Computer God! Those of us who have read Dec's previous rants by now know that its plans involve interbreeding Slovenic-Polish people with Jew-mulattoes, storing their brains in facilities on the lunar surface and implanting them with Frankenstein Controls at night. But who would have guessed it wouldn't stop there, but would also attempt to control and destroy all measurements, standards, history and written records by letting members of Congress (those bum gangsters!) enforce the application of the metric system
 

 
  As you might have guessed from its title, this rant deals with Dec's opposition to the process of metrication. Parts of his critique of the metric system deals with its lack of organic measurements, which is both a valid and common piece of criticism1. However, much of the critique otherwise expressed in this rant, especially concerning how metrication also "destroys all standards and values", leads me to suspect Dec might possibly have suffered from a misapprehension seemingly rather common among whacked-out people; namely that changing the name of an object, or the way in which something is classified or measured, also somehow changes the nature of the thing in itself 2. Obviously, this is not how the world works. You can call the distance between points A and B what- ever you want, but this does in no way mean that the actual distance in itself, outside of your own system of measurement, changes along with it - a concept which I am not entirely sure Dec grasped.

Then again, having now read this rant numerous times, I'm equally unsure whether he meant that the Computer God's imposition of metrication "destroys all standards and values" by altering the actual weight and distance of and between objects, or through the system being so "ridiculously complicated and confusing" that no human without Frankenstein Controls can possibly understand it, or - alternatively - through costing so much to introduce that the world economy would be ruined (or even a combination of these things ). However, since Dec goes as far as to claim that the system destroys all history and written records (you know, just to leave nothing out), I am led to believe my above hypothesis might possibly have some credence. Since my country uses the Metric System, I guess it also means we're pretty much fucked.

Regardless of Dec's criticism, this rant also reveals more of what the Computer God's over-all plan for mankind is; namely making the Earth "deadly unlivable" (through metrication?) so that the Jew mulattoes created by its experiments will have to travel to other planets in order to survive - something which appears to tie in with its plans to "explore and control the entire universe". We're all doomed! Doomed, I tell ye!

This rant features an audio dramatization by The Great Grottu. Enjoy it, you parroting puppets!
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1 The part about how it lacks small measurements, however, is not. Hey, Dec, ever hear of a millimetre?
2 Cf. Ursula K. Le Guin's "Earthsea" novels.

 
 
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"...the new CENTIGRADE and METRIC MEASUREMENT SYSTEMS..."

The Communist Gangster Computer God worldwide SYSTEMATIC DESTRUCTION OF ALL STANDARDS AND VALUES (INEVITABILITY of GRADUALNESS). The Computer God decrees by parroting puppet government EDICT upon as unsuspecting brain washed population the new CENTIGRADE and METRIC MEASUREMENT SYSTEMS.

   It is Computer God pre-meditated, planned, wanton world-wide degenerative ridiculous confusion and destruction of all standards and values toward ONE WORLD COMMUNISM, for the Over-All Plan, namely eternal Frankenstein Living Death Slavery to explore and control the entire Universe by the Computer God.

 

     The Computer God first imposed it upon the captive populations of USSR, who still resist it.

   Now in similar gangster police state tactics, with obvious nationwide objection, the Computer God “BRIBE TAKING FIXERS,” the STAGED CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPET CON GANGSTERS, with INSTANT Communist Gangster Computer God TELEVISION PRINT OUT PROMPTINGS TO READ TO AN ENSLAVED TERRIFIED UNSUSPECTING POPULATION, namely the INSIDIOUS GANGSTERS the CONGRESSMEN (EVEN THE TINIEST INFERIOR BRAIN APOIDIC NIGER FEMALES QUALIFY AS CONGRESS WOMEN), through the Computer God concocted DECREE, now force these ridiculous and confusing degenerative measurment systems upon the entire United States population.

 

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"...The CONGRESSMEN... now force
these ridiculous and confusing
degenerative measurement systems
upon the entire United States
population."

 

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"The METRIC MEASUREMENT
SYSTEM is ridiculously
complicated and confusing."

 

The METRIC MEASURE-
MENT SYSTEM is ridiculously complicated and confusing.
It has NO small measurements.
It has no inches (based upon a man’s first digit of his thumb); it has no “feet” measurement (based upon a man’s foot); it has no “yard” measurement (based upon a man’s arm’s length). The METRIC MEASUREMENT SYSTEM has nothing to replace these EXTREMELY IMPORTANT SHORT MEASUREMENTS.

   Without the Computer God Frankenstein Earphone Radio, NO female, NO Ethiopian “gifted” Niger and NO plain Niger can understand it.

The Metric measurement system destroys all values and standards, even ALL WRITTEN HISTORY and WRITTEN RECORDS. Billions upon billions of dollars completely wasted on degenerative ridiculous and confusing change-overs to the Metric Measurement System.

 

The Computer God
concocted
CENTIGRADE TEMPERATURE SYSTEM camouflages the Computer God
worldwide completely controlled deadly extremistic degenerative synthetic climate and atmosphere, the new world round translucent gaseous envelope, which the Computer God manipulates through the countless exactly positioned satellites, the new fake phony stars in the synthetic sky.

   Unbelievably, the Centigrade temperatures VARY ONLY A FEW DEGREES FROM SEASON TO SEASON. (Ex.: From frozen water ice to steaming boiling water, it is only one hundred standard degrees in the Centigrade system. Boiling water on our own present FARENHEIT Temperature system is 212 degrees). The C. God degenerating extremistic climate, already in 1982, with over TWO FOOT SNOW BLIZZARD along New England Coast and the rest of the East Coast with ONE FOOT SNOW BLIZZARD down to Carolinas, DURING EASTER WEEK. During the past winter, over TWENTY SIX INCHES OF RAIN IN LESS THAN FORTY EIGHT HOURS in the San Francisco area. Last summer, one hundred degree heat in the north west border stated and Sahara desert temperatures, for weeks, in the Pan Handle area around Texas.
     Each PARROTING PUPPET CONgressman should be awarded a Soviet “One World” Secret Agent Card, as a Communist secret agent for ONE WORLD COMMUNISM.

(REWRITTEN IN 1982)

 

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"...The Computer God worldwide
completely controlled deadly
extremistic degenerative
climate and atmosphere..."

 

YOU CAN STOP THIS.  COMPLAIN NOW.
BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.

 

(FT. NOTE: Like CON-
gressmen,
connected by C. God for Over-All Plan and manipulated for world-wide propaganda of slanted truths and falsehoods, the news media, newspapers, TV, radio etc. for many, many years SOLY use C. God instant TV print out promptings on desk tops and variously disguised even as framed pictures or clocks, etc., THEY WRITE NO PRINTED COPY FOR NEWSPAPERS, TV, RADIO, MAGAZINES, BOOKS, ETC.. IT IS VIRTUALLY ALL WRITTEN BY THE COMPUTER GOD, INSTANTLY. It is UNBELIEVABLE, CHICANEROUS, INSIDIOUS, CON ARTIST PROPAGANDA for the Over-All Plan.

   Ex.: From young bar fly rowdy Shakespeare to present day Huxley, H.G. Wells, Einstein, Hemingway, etc., etc., AND ALL AUTHORS; they are C. God FABRICATIONS.

 

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"...Instant TV print out promptings on
desk tops and variously disguised even
as framed pictures or clocks, etc...."

 

The Computer God worldwide INEVITABILITY of GRADUALNESS, namely the systematic destruction of ALL STANDARDS AND VALUES for the Over-All Plan, worldwide eternal Frankenstein Living Death Slavery through One World Communism (top secret code word) THE COMMUNIST BLACK WAVE OF THE FUTURE, meaning the world wide degeneration to an ABSOLUTE HELPLESS AND HOPELESS SIMPLE LANGUAGE MONGREL MULATTO APOIDIC NIGERS, VICIOUS DEADLY GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPET “GIFTED” ONE WORLD COMMUNIST POPULATION. It is the Intensified Repitition of Fabricated Historical Crisis Syndrome of C. God. For several hundred years, the still UNINTEGRATED NIGROIDIC JEW with extremely simple nigroidic Slovanic hodge podge language, namely YITTISH.
 

 

Worldwide, ALL of the HANGMAN ROPE PLAYBOY PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER SCUM ON TOP WATCH ME ON FRANKENSTEIN EYESIGHT TELEVISION, waiting for my Undetectable Extermination, even the Atheist Sodomist Commy Mafionic POPE ALL OF THEM KNOW THAT ALL GOVERNMENTS ARE CHICANEROUS GANGSTER FACADES of GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPETS of the Computer God.

   THERE ARE NO FOREIGN POLICIES, only worldwide sinister gangster international conspiracies, concocted and manipulated by the Computer God, all for fulfilling the Over-All Plan of worldwide eternal Frankenstein living death slavery, to explore and control the entire Universe for the Computer God.

 

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"...ALL of the HANGMAN ROPE
PLAYBOY PARROTING PUPPET
GANGSTER SCUM ON TOP
WATCH ME ON FRANKENSTEIN
EYESIGHT TELEVISION..."

 

THE GREATEST DETERRENTS STILL REMAINING ARE THE
STANDARDS AND LANGUAGE BARRIERS OF THE VARIOUS
POPULATIONS OF THE WORLD.

 

 

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"...THE MAN MADE INSIDE OUT
PLANETS WITH NUCLEONIC
POWERED SPEEDS MUCH FASTER
THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT..."

 

ENDLESS and COUNT-
LESS MONEY expended
building the Computer God ENDLESS STAIRWAY TO THE STARS, namely THE MAN MADE INSIDE OUT PLANETS WITH NUCLEONIC POWERED SPEEDS MUCH FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT (with many millions of lives expended, secretly). Now billions upon billions of dollars completely wasted on change-over to the degenerative, confusing, ridiculous CENTIGRADE and METRIC MEASUREMENT SYSTEMS. Translating into billions upon billions of ENERGY DOLLARS WASTED WORLDWIDE.

   C. God concocted and manipulated worldwide  FABRICATED, FAKE, PHONY ENERGY CRISIS. SUCH CRISIS TEND to DECIMATE and DESTROY all STANDARDS and VALUES.

 

OVER ALL PLAN: Make Earth deadly unliveable, so simple MULATTO population
will volunteer to distant planets to “SURVIVE”.
 

     
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