My ham is jam.
		My meat is swollen.

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		Backgrounds?! Y'all want desktop backgrounds? Well, today's your lucky day because I have a whole SLEW of desktop backgrounds right here! Feel free to down- load as many as you like. And don't feel obliged to, oh I dunno,  thank me or any- thing like that. I guess that would be too much to ask, now wouldn't it? You cheap, leeching ingrates. Uh, I mean "enjoy"!
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		NEW:GOLDEN CALF-AND-FOOT
		DESCRIPTION: This is really gonna piss God off big time.
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		NINJA BURGER		SUPERHAPPYFUNTIME- HITLERDISCOACTION		ALIEN HAIRCUT DIMENSION
		DESCRIPTION: A pic I originally made for a contest over at the website ninjaburger.com back in 2003. I think.		DESCRIPTION: That aryan honky can't boogie worth a damn, man.		DESCRIPTION: Whoa man. Fart out.
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		THE BLEACHED WHALE		CUBIST DESERT/ORANGE		CUBIST DESERT/BLUE
		DESCRIPTION: Online comics can be quite a trip, maa-aan.		DESCRIPTION: You can leave this desert whenever you want but first you have to realize what it is.		DESCRIPTION: Same deal as the orange one, 'cept with inverted coloring. Snazzy, innit?
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		GIANT BLENDER #1		GIANT BLENDER #2		SPEAK NO KIMBLY
		DESCRIPTION: This blender holds the cure for cancer. It's also pretty gosh darn big.		DESCRIPTION: Just dive in already, you coward!		DESCRIPTION: I made this one for Ryan Sias, who draws the comic Silent Kimbly. It was one of those guest-artist gigs. I think.
		FOETUS-BBQ		A TASTY SNACK		FORTHCOMING...
		DESCRIPTION: Denouncing God never tasted so good! Fuggedaboutit!		DESCRIPTION: This backdrop is making me hungry, man.
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