AN EXPLANATION FROM zer0:
The comic you're about to read has an interesting
history. Long (back in 2004, in fact)
before
anyone else in Sweden had yet even realized the shittiness of the pro-genocidal
wigger Petter
and his so-called "rap music", zer0 (that'd be
me) had already long since seen through
the
transparent facade of "realness" as put forth by Swedish "rap". I therefore
decided to present my
findings to the world in the form of the following comic in the hope that others
would awake from
the false, Matrix-esque phony "reality" of Swedish "rap" and use their eyes for
the first time ever.
Just like Neo in that movie. Except with more acting skills, of course.
Not surprisingly, this comic
did not go over well with the multitudes of wigger-svennes who loved
Swedish rap and thought it was the greatest "music" ever, and I found myself
recieving several
hatemails per day for several months. I *also* found myself recieving a ton of
praise, however, sent
in by those few brave souls who, like me, had realized just how phony Swedish
rap was and is. Not
just Swedes wrote in; I recieved love from all over the world. People from
Canada and New York wrote
me, all glad I had finally exposed the falseness of the Worldwide Wigger
Conspiracy and their
attempts at "music". Seems rap made by clueless wiggers is in no way a Swedish
speciality, even
though the trend might very well have originated here, for all I know. Hell, it
makes sense to me.
In 2006, I decided to get
my own web page to host Bento & Starchky,
my present foray into the
world of webcomics. I therefore removed this comic from my new page, since it is
quite shoddily drawn
as compared to the comics I draw nowadays, anyway. Seems I shouldn't
have done that, since
people
started emailing me almost instantly, asking "Hey, where'd the rap comic
go?!" And a few weeks
later,
Petter revealed his interest to "kill all people using file sharing
programs" worldwide. At the same time,
people seemed to begin waking up to the shitty reality of Swedish rap. It was
not hard to draw certain
parallells to this comic... So, due to popular demand and in the interest of
public education , I decided
to put it back up on the page again.
Please bear in mind that
everything in this comic is 100% true. Click the arrow below to
get started. I hope
you'll enjoy this little essay. If you don't, you're
most likely a fan
of Swedish rap or even a Swedish rapper and
should pull up your pants and go
fuck yourself. For
those of you that *do* like it, I hope you'll
check out
my
new comic Bento & Starchky which is
way prettier than
this one and will make you feel all
giddy and tingly. Just like good hashish.
Feel free to vote for it, too. I'd like that.
-zer0, 2006