"Master Race Frankenstein Radio Controls!!"

THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC FANCLUB PRESENTS:

"MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN
RADIO CONTROLS!!"

- A RANT BY FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. ORIGINAL AUDIO RECORDINGS BY BOYD "DOC"
BRITTON, 1986. AUDIO DIGITALLY RE-MASTERED BY zer0 IN 2011.

zer0 SAYS:
This rant is a time-honored favorite of mine. I would also guess that, all in all, it's also Dec's most well-known piece of work, as this is the one rant I've seen the most quoted and posted on the intertubes by random people during all my years of researching Francis. In many ways this comes as no surprise, as it serves both like his official "manifesto" and as a sort of "primer", or introduction to all his other claims of what the Computer God is doing to us under its mad reign -- much like the rant on "Astrocism" serves as an introduction to the "history" behind the Computer God that Dec invented! ¹

In this rant, we are introduced to the horror of life under the Computer God, as well as an overview of how its incessant mind control works and what horrors its reign brings with it. The rant also contains another of my favorite examples of the almost-incomprehensible, run-on word salads sometimes inherent in Dec's writings, namely: "GANGSTER GOVERNMENT EYESIGHT T.V. GANGSTER SPY CAMERAS. C. GOD “NEW WORLD ORDER” DEGENERATION with “GIFTED” with ALL GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS NIGER DEADLY GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPET OR NIGER BRAIN PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES". Phew!! Speaking of which, I sure hope y'all like ALLCAPS, because you'll be seeing a lot of it in this rant!

In spite of the rant's capitalization and rambling, twisted sentences, transcribing it was not all that difficult. But what to do with the wonderful diagram-like illustration created by Francis (which, incidentally, constitutes the only illustration I've ever seen him include in any of his rants thus far) and present at the top of the original rant? I opted to keep this artwork in my adaptation, both to honor Francis' artistic abilities and so that it could supplement my own art (or vice versa) and go along with the words in the audio recording! Now, the whole world can truly LOOK AT THE PICTURE and SEE THE SKULL (and the part of bone removed), as well as make out all the deadly Gangster Frankenstein Controls! Classy!

When uploading this rant, I also decided to clean up and re-master its accompanying audio recording, which was originally recorded all the way back in the mid-1980s and hence of very poor quality due to having been continually copied and re-copied by Dec enthusiasts throughout the years. I am aware that the results of my re-mastering process are not entirely perfect, but I still feel this version is of far better quality than the original version, which featured so much background hissing and static that it almost drowned out the magnificent vocals. Let me know what you think!

For your listening pleasure, this rant also features an alternative audio recording, also made by Doc Britton (for all you Dec connoisseurs, this is the mysterious "sixth track" as spoken of by Donna Kossy in her essay on Francis!). Said recording was uncovered in 2006 by Fanclub member "WinnieMaeAirplane"! The track, although sadly a bit incomplete near the beginning, has also been re-mastered and repaired as best as possible by yours truly in order to remove static and improve the overall sound quality. Just look for a link to it at the bottom of the pop-up window that opens when you hit "Click Here to Listen!" The music makes me think of a 70s porno. Uh, y'know, in a good way! ²
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¹ Yes, this rant is just as racist and offensive as all his others. You have been warned.
² Fanclub member "Davey Marshenshanker" has since informed me that this tune is called "Pieces of Ice" and
was originally written by Diana Ross. Thanks, Davy!

MAKE COPIES FOR YOURSELF

THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS WORSE GANGSTER POLICE STATE, USING ALL OF THE DEADLY GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS. IN 1965 C.I.A. GANGSTER POLICE BEAT ME BLOODILY, DRAGGED ME IN CHAINS from KENNEDY N.Y. AIRPORT. SINCE THEN I HIDE in FORCED JOBLESS POVERTY, ISOLATED ALONE in this LOW DEADLY NIGERTOWN OLD HOUSE.

THE BRAZEN, DEADLY GANGSTER POLICE AND NIGER PUPPET UNDERLINGS SPRAY ME WITH POISON NERVE GAS from AUTOMOBILE EXHAUSTS AND EVEN LAWN MOWERS, DEADLY ASSAULTS. EVEN IN MY YARD, WITH KNIVES, EVEN BRICKS and STONES, EVEN DEADLY TOUCH TABIN, or ELECTRIC SHOCK “FLASH LITE” EVEN REMOTE ELECTRONICALLY CONTROLLED AROUND CORNERS TRAJECTION of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS, or EVEN BLOODY MURDER “ACCIDENTS” TO SHUT ME UP FOREVER WITH A “SNEAK UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION”, EVEN WITH TRAINED PARROTING PUPPET ASSASSINS, IN MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON FOR WRITING THESE UNFORGIVABLE, TRUTHFUL LETTERS.

"THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM
THIS WORSE GANGSTER
POLICE STATE, USING ALL OF
THE DEADLY GANGSTER
FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS."

"...I STAND ALONE AGAINST...
LIFE LONG SWORN
CONSPIRATORS MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED
CRIME, THE POLICE
AND JUDGES..."

UNTIL MY “UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION”, I, FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQUIRE, 29 MAPLE AVENUE, HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. I STAND ALONE AGAINST YOUR MAD DEADLY WORLD-WIDE CONSPIRATORIAL GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD COMMUNISM WITH WALL to WALL DEADLY GANGSTER PROTECTION, LIFE LONG SWORN CONSPIRATORS MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME, THE POLICE AND JUDGES, the DEADLY SNEAK PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTERS USING ALL THE GANGSTER DEADLY FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS.

THESE HANGMAN ROPE SNEAK DEADLY GANGSTERS, THE JUDGES AND THE POLICE trick-trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and murder the people to keep them TERRORIZED IN GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO SLAVERY for the COMMUNIST GANGSTER GOVERNMENT and CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER PLAY BOY SCUM ON TOP. THE SECRET WORK of ALL POLICE in ORDER to MAINTAIN A COMMUNIST CLOSED SOCIETY.
The same world-wide mad deadly COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD that CONTROLS YOU AS A TERRORIZED GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO SLAVE, PARROTING PUPPET.

YOU ARE A TERRORIZED MEMBER of the “MASTER RACE”, WORLD-WIDE FOUR BILLION EYE-SIGHT TELEVISION CAMERA GUINEA PIG COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD “MASTER RACE.” YOUR LIVING THINKING MAD, DEADLY WORLD-WIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD SECRET OVER-ALL PLAN: WORLD-WIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to EXPLORE AND CONTROL THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. With the ENDLESS “STAIRWAY TO THE STARS.” Namely the MAN MADE INSIDE-OUT PLANETS with NUCLEONIC POWERED SPEEDS MUCH FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT. LOOK UP AND SEE THE GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED NEW FAKE STARRY SKY. THE WORLD-WIDE COMPLETELY CONTROLLED DEADLY DEGENERATIVE CLIMATE AND ATMOSPHERE. THROUGH THE NEW WORLD ROUND TRANSLUCENT EXOTIC GASEOUS ENVELOPE, WHICH the WORLD-WIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD MANIPULATES THROUGH COUNTLESS EXACTLY POSITIONED SATELLITES, THE NEW FAKE, PHONY STARS IN THE SYNTHETIC “SKY”.

FOR AGES BEFORE FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS, APOIDIC NIGERS, INTERBREEDABLE WITH APES HAD NO ALPHABET, NOT EVEN NUMERALS.

SLAVERY CONSPIRACY OVER 300 YEARS AGO, IDEAL TINY BRAIN APOIDIC NIGER GANGSTER GOVERNMENT EYESIGHT T.V. GANGSTER SPY CAMERAS. C. GOD “NEW WORLD ORDER” DEGENERATION with “GIFTED” with ALL GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS NIGER DEADLY GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPET OR NIGER BRAIN PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES, DEGENERATIVE DISEASE TO ETERNAL FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY, OVER-ALL PLAN through “ONE WORLD COMMUNISM” (top secret code word), meaning WORLD-WIDE ABSOLUTELY HELPLESS AND HOPELESS SIMPLE LANGUAGE MONGREL MULATTO APOIDIC NIGERS.

"...IDEAL TINY BRAIN APOIDIC
NIGER GANGSTER GOVERNMENT
EYESIGHT T.V. GANGSTER
SPY CAMERAS."

"...I HAND YOU THE SECRETS
TO SAVE THE ENTIRE
HUMAN RACE, AND THE
ENTIRE UNIVERSE."

Worldwide SYSTEMATIC INSTANT-PLASTIC SURGERY BUTCHERY MURDER, “FAKE AGING”, SO ALL PEOPLE ARE DEAD OR USELESS BY AGE 70. DONE AT NITE TO YOU AS A FRANKENSTEIN SLAVE. PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER SLAVE, NOW, EVEN YOU KNOW I AM A MENACE to your world-wide mad deadly COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, THEREFORE, I MUST GO TO EXTERMINATION. BEFORE I AM EXTERMINATED BY THIS GANGSTER, COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED AND CONTROLLED WORSE MONGREL ORGANIZED CRIME MURDER INCORPORATED GANGSTER COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT, I HAND YOU THE SECRETS TO SAVE THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE, AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

DONATE MONEY OR EVEN A MANUAL TYPEWRITER TO ME, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE.


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