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| THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC FANCLUB PRESENTS: | |||
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"THE EVIL
METRIC SYSTEM CONSPIRACY!!" |
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- A RANT BY
FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. TRANSCRIBED AND ILLUSTRATED BY zer0, 2010. READ AND RECORDED BY THE GREAT GROTTU, 2010. |
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zer0 SAYS: That darn Computer God! Those of us who have read Dec's previous rants by now know that its plans involve interbreeding Slovenic-Polish people with Jew-mulattoes, storing their brains in facilities on the lunar surface and implanting them with Frankenstein Controls at night. But who would have guessed it wouldn't stop there, but would also attempt to control and destroy all measurements, standards, history and written records by letting members of Congress (those bum gangsters!) enforce the application of the metric system? |
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As you might have guessed from
its title, this rant deals with Dec's opposition to the process of
metrication. Parts of his critique of the metric system deals
with its lack of organic measurements,
which is
both a
valid and common piece of criticism1. However,
much of the
critique otherwise
expressed in this rant, especially concerning how metrication also
"destroys all standards and values",
leads me to suspect Dec might possibly have suffered from a misapprehension seemingly
rather
common among whacked-out people; namely that changing the
name of an object, or the way in
which something is classified
or measured, also somehow changes the nature of the
thing in itself
2.
Obviously, this is not how the
world works. You can call the distance between points A and
B what-
ever you want, but this does in no way mean that the actual
distance in itself, outside of your own
system of measurement, changes along with it - a concept which I am
not entirely sure Dec grasped. Then again, having now read this rant numerous times, I'm equally unsure whether he meant that the Computer God's imposition of metrication "destroys all standards and values" by altering the actual weight and distance of and between objects, or through the system being so "ridiculously complicated and confusing" that no human without Frankenstein Controls can possibly understand it, or - alternatively - through costing so much to introduce that the world economy would be ruined (or even a combination of these things ). However, since Dec goes as far as to claim that the system destroys all history and written records (you know, just to leave nothing out), I am led to believe my above hypothesis might possibly have some credence. Since my country uses the Metric System, I guess it also means we're pretty much fucked. Regardless of Dec's criticism, this rant also reveals more of what the Computer God's over-all plan for mankind is; namely making the Earth "deadly unlivable" (through metrication?) so that the Jew mulattoes created by its experiments will have to travel to other planets in order to survive - something which appears to tie in with its plans to "explore and control the entire universe". We're all doomed! Doomed, I tell ye! This rant features an audio
dramatization by
The Great Grottu. Enjoy it, you parroting puppets! |
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 "...the new CENTIGRADE and METRIC MEASUREMENT SYSTEMS..." |
The Communist Gangster Computer God worldwide SYSTEMATIC DESTRUCTION OF ALL STANDARDS AND VALUES (INEVITABILITY of GRADUALNESS). The Computer God decrees by parroting puppet government EDICT upon as unsuspecting brain washed population the new CENTIGRADE and METRIC MEASUREMENT SYSTEMS. It is Computer God pre-meditated, planned, wanton world-wide degenerative ridiculous confusion and destruction of all standards and values toward ONE WORLD COMMUNISM, for the Over-All Plan, namely eternal Frankenstein Living Death Slavery to explore and control the entire Universe by the Computer God. |
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The Computer God first imposed it upon the captive populations of USSR, who still resist it. Now in similar gangster police state tactics, with obvious nationwide objection, the Computer God “BRIBE TAKING FIXERS,” the STAGED CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPET CON GANGSTERS, with INSTANT Communist Gangster Computer God TELEVISION PRINT OUT PROMPTINGS TO READ TO AN ENSLAVED TERRIFIED UNSUSPECTING POPULATION, namely the INSIDIOUS GANGSTERS the CONGRESSMEN (EVEN THE TINIEST INFERIOR BRAIN APOIDIC NIGER FEMALES QUALIFY AS CONGRESS WOMEN), through the Computer God concocted DECREE, now force these ridiculous and confusing degenerative measurment systems upon the entire United States population. |
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The METRIC MEASURE- Without the Computer God Frankenstein Earphone Radio, NO female, NO Ethiopian “gifted” Niger and NO plain Niger can understand it. The Metric measurement system destroys all values and standards, even ALL WRITTEN HISTORY and WRITTEN RECORDS. Billions upon billions of dollars completely wasted on degenerative ridiculous and confusing change-overs to the Metric Measurement System. |
The Computer God
worldwide INEVITABILITY
of
GRADUALNESS,
namely the systematic destruction of ALL STANDARDS AND VALUES for the
Over-All Plan,
worldwide eternal Frankenstein Living
Death Slavery through
One World Communism
(top secret code word) THE
COMMUNIST BLACK
WAVE
OF THE FUTURE, meaning the world wide
degeneration to an ABSOLUTE HELPLESS AND
HOPELESS SIMPLE LANGUAGE
MONGREL MULATTO APOIDIC NIGERS, VICIOUS
DEADLY GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPET “GIFTED”
ONE WORLD COMMUNIST POPULATION. It is the Intensified Repitition
of Fabricated Historical Crisis
Syndrome of C. God. For several
hundred years, the still
UNINTEGRATED NIGROIDIC JEW with
extremely
simple nigroidic Slovanic hodge podge language, namely YITTISH.
