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| THE OFFICIAL FRANCIS E. DEC FANCLUB PRESENTS: | |||
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"THE TOP
SECRET DUAL FOOD STANDARD!!" |
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- A RANT BY
FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQ. TRANSCRIBED BY TED TORBICH AND READ AND ILLUSTRATED BY zer0, 2008. |
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zer0 SAYS: This is another rant by Francis E. Dec which, by and large, remained almost completely unknown until only just recently. It was originally donated to the Fanclub by Decologist Forrest Jackson who, in turn, procured it from Donna Kossy, the author of the book Kooks - A Guide to the Outer Limits of Human Belief. From there on it was transcribed by Decologist Ted Torbich, who gave it the name "The Top Secret Dual Food Standard" - a name which fits so great I've chosen to continue using it for the fully illustrated version! |
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This rant is by far the shortest of
the Dec rants I've seen up until now, and is BY
FAR also the
overall most incoherent and frenzied of
the lot! In fact, if you check out the
scan of
the original rant,
I think you'll agree the word "frenzied" doesn't
even begin to describe Dec's overall
tone in it. Maybe
"rabid" would
be a better term? The rant seems to detail the gangsterization of
Mr. Dec and how
he is
rendered unable
to purchase food because said food is a death-trap and cannot be
trusted (big surprise
there). The rant further details how many, many felonious deadly
Gangster Government Leaders worldwide has his 8 page
exposé on
the WWMDCGCG - a part I theorize Dec
repeatedly mentions in his
rants to prevent imagined "conspirators" from murdering him because
he'd be missed by said recipients. Perhaps
the most interesting fact revealed in this frenzied
piece of paranoid rambling might
be the fact that
Dec was apparently a
vegetarian, which I honestly
wouldn't have guessed! Judging
by his
other rants,
Dec sounds like a guy who loved his
red meats! This rant was never recorded by Doc Britton, even though he most likely received a copy of it at the same time as the rant "MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS" - a fact I guess might have had something to do with Dec's utterly incomprehensible handwriting. I have therefore, as in the case of the Dec rant "A TERRIBLE PRISON SENTENCE!", recorded my own version of it for your listening pleasure! Click the button below to check it out! And please feel free to distribute and file share the new audio recording with all your friends in order to spread the word on Dec far and wide! If you like my version of this rant by Francis, you must remember to also check out Decologist Ted Torbich's version of it, as uploaded on YouTube, as well! It kicks serious ass! In late 2008, the Fanclub also received a high-quality scan of the rant, which is available below. Enjoy, you felon Gangster Parroting Puppet Gangster Slaves! |
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SNEAK SHAMELESS HANGMAN ROPE
GANGSTERS |
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 "Jimmy Carter, the scribble-print yokel felon 'warmed-over McGovern', in with the controlling Georgia Mafia..." |
Jimmy Carter the scribble-print yokel felon "warmed-over McGovern",
in with the
controlling Georgia Mafia and
all
the parroting puppet Governors, Congressmen, many, many
Mayors
ETC. have my eight page type-written letter, which includes
this
Communist Gangster Computer
God Exposé and even pages
explaining some of the many, many
"Undetectable Extermination"
attempts against me by this worse
mongrel gangster Communist
Police
State. |
